The Rat from Chunk my Cheese secretly weighs:  999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 tons so the gets a super epic unlimited at the same time play pass but since he works there he gets 5 of them so he goes to the sour where he has his turtle CHILDren. The next day he has the day off so he takes his turtle CHILDren to Chunk my Cheese so they can get that pizza yum yum. The turtles won 2345 tickets in total so they put it in fat purple guys mouth so it goes crunch crunch.